It’s easy to kill a day shopping, especially during the Holidays when women are more likely to run you over with their shopping cart then say hello to you. No offense and I’m not trying to single you ladies out, but wholly crap you are MEAN when it comes to shopping from November 25th until the after Christmas specials end. No, not just MEAN, outright EVIL.
Want proof, check this out, literally 83 million results in Google from you maniacs.
So, I’ve decided to do my shopping online this year. That’s right, now instead of crowding parking lots, the only way you can affect me is by crowding the server bandwidth of my favorite online stores.
I’m going to start at Skechers.com, by buying my step-dad a pair of awesome golf shoes. You didn’t know they sold them I bet. Well they do, and they’re super cheap. To boot, they’re part of their fitness “Shape-Up” line, meaning Pop can work his gluteus maximus while hitting 18 rounds (yah, he wishes he could hit 18 rounds).
Unlike the Shape-ups I weare, the SU Tour golf shoes have cushioning and support similar to a Shape-ups shoes but do not have a rocker bottom design like some of the other Shape-ups. They are supposed to be ideal for grassy surfaces like a golf course, so walking in these will be a little bit different than walking in regular Shape-ups. He’s not much of a walker to begin with, so not having the rocking motion will mean a higher likelihood of him not falling on his ass.
Other Websites I Plan on Shopping with
Here’s a list of other websites I’ll be surfing this week (particularly on the 28th (tomorrow):
- BestBuy.com & MicroCenter.com (I’m a tech geek, so duh)
- ToysRUs.com (yes, the Barbie Dream House is in my daughter’s list), as is a Go-Go Doll (whatever that is)
- Target.com & Walmart.com (whichever has the better deal)
- Dealster.com (my favorite daily deals website)
- iLoveSexy.com (a hot new online store for buying the wife sexy dresses)
Well, that about wraps it up. I didn’t kill a day with this post, but I kill an hour or so. Best part is, I won’t be getting killed by you nutso ladies out there who look at a parking spot at Target like Lady Gaga looks at a piece of meat for event apparel. That’s just gross.